Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

This is so deliciously good.

My Dad wouldn’t vote for HRC because he was worried about how she would deal with North Korea. I do not see how this is better.

You just KNOW it was more about “letting people at Mar-A-Lago see how cool and important he is” than it was about actual national security. “Ooh looky me I’m president doing president stuff!” (Meanwhile Bannon pulls out a literal camera to hold over classified docs while Toddler In Charge smug mugs for the camera).

Wasn’t pills but yeah rough timing.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up pills.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

This is so messy and low budget. The world is laughing at us.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

So witches float and wizards sink?

This is so savage it’s a shame he won’t get it.

There’s LITERALLY NO MENTION OF CLIMATE CHANGE in the article. Just read the freaking words on the page.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

It depends on which season you started with. If you started with S1 (Rose) with Eccleston and the mannequin Autons, then. . .well, let’s just say that’s really not the best representation of what the show is about. People generally recommend starting with Matt Smith in S5, as that’s when the show started getting…