Kept my tour group waiting so I could snag this pic of a Cygnet in Paris. I keep forgetting that these things exist.

Not asking for a job, but out of curiosity/if something opens up in the future: what does it take to work for Jalopnik? And any plans for expansion?

“Are you telling me that you used my college savings . . . on a Delorean?”

Otherwise known as Valhalla

Sad to report that, during my car culture anthropology class at Northwestern, no extra credit was granted for the use of smudgewagon, meatslider, or plizzle.