At what point do we stop calling it a ‘rusty jeep’ vs ‘jeepy rust’?

Sounds more productive than anything I’m doing at work today!

What would be on this sandwich? I’m assuming you have an ideal ingredient list in mind.

HAHAHA.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

Frankly, if I want a ‘veggie’ Phillie Cheese steak, I’d rather just sub out the meat for a metric fuck ton of sauteed mushrooms. 

I was just thinking how someone born in 1995 seems extremely young to be in the working world. Then I did some math. Unfortunately that math made me realize I’m mainly just becoming old... (‘88 here). :/

No, there are a lot of chocolates (usually dark) that are vegan. 

99.9% cacao for all the little 5 year olds to take a big bite of and scream their heads off for hours afterwards.

It’s to teach the teacher a lesson to just hand out cookies instead of making the parents go all out for some random treat day once a month.

If it’s dark chocolate, then no dairy.

Not dark chocolate, which this appears to be.

Sacha: sounds Russian-y

Sacha Baron-Cohen is the name you are looking for.

I’ve heard that John McCain is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice... 

Answer to the Official New Mexico State Question:

Better plot than most car movies deserve.

It HAS to have Jason Statham in it.

The actual water cooled 911 

According to a Porsche spokesperson, Porsche Brasil confirms that 37 of its new cars, in route from Hamburg, Germany to Santos, Brazil, were aboard the vessel Grande America that suffered a maritime incident near the coast of Brest, France, on March 12, 2019.

I only drink the stuff, I don’t know how any of it works :D

Guinness is also the beer most recommended for breastfeeding mothers. So: practically health food.