Whatever you do, don’t mention the war!

“Daddy, i want a removable rain tray! I want it now!” - Veruca, on the salt flats.

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit smoking...

“How anyone thought they’d get away with nabbing over 60 cars is beyond me.”

Legit question: Can you take your Toyota to the Subaru dealer and have the recall done there?

Maybe I should caveat: Many non-Mexicans believe flour tortillas are the default, with corn tortillas the alternative. I’m of the mind it should be the other way around.

A warm, freshly made, flour tortilla, (not the taco Bell crap one sees in Seattle or new York), is a thing of sublime beauty. If you are not inclined to rub it lovingly on your face, then you are tortillaing wrong.

but we all know what we really learned here

Normally, I’d say that if you’re eating in a sit-down restaurant with proper, non-disposable cups/glasses and you want to drink through a straw, then you’re a fucking weirdo.

It’s always nice when we see lawmakers take on the real issues impacting the lives of their constituents, like not automatically being given a straw at table service restaurants. 

Disappointed about the lack of Zora name. GM better have something better planned, they can do better than this. 

“Basic” does apply to men as well

Very big difference between pre-service use or use before you applied for a clearance. Once you’re granted access/in a position of trust it’s considered a major violation. And state laws are meaningless in this context.

There is only one true XT6.

This article had one instance of ‘Huge Ass’ in it.

I get on a kick from time to time, in part because I’m a creature of habit and in part because I’m autistic and I swear it comes in the box with the spectrum.

How on earth did something so hideous stay in more or less continuous production until 2006!?!?!?!!?  What the hell did people see in it?  

“Excuse me, are you the Judean People’s Front?”

I’m so happy to hear it isn’t just my native-Michigander bias and that New Holland’s Beer Barrel Bourbon is really truly good (it’s probably my favorite bourbon.) Their gins are so good too— I love their barrel Knickerbocker, it is PERFECTION when used in a gin mule.

In other words, I will drink anything that is…