I could watch the video of this failed sting over and over and over again.

“I’m not trying to offend anyone here though.” 

The video of the meeting is awesome. The reporter basically tells her “We know you’re bullshit and we’re running with the story that you’re bullshit.” The wanna-be-trickster at that point looks like she shit her pants.

“I have a great idea: Let’s try to fool a bunch of people whose job is to detect bullshit.”

Nah, we really wouldn’t, dog! Like not even a little bit. But have your bad self an eldritch little Christmas anyway.

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

Yes, the real victim here is Roy Moore, for being labeled a pedophile when he’s merely attracted to pubescent girls under the age of consent.

I hope “Roy Moore wants to fuck kids” is more acceptable.

I think folks who try and make a coherent narrative or make sense out of Trump’s rantings are missing the point:

You think you’re the genius that finally thought of that? Reality is meaningless to these people.

You know that’s what I need right now, to binge watch the entire West Wing series, again. We could all use a little President Bartlett, C.J, Josh, Amsly, Toby, Leo, Sam, Charlie and Donna. Hell, lets go crazy and mix in the Santos years.

Any fans of the West Wing Weekly podcast?

Easy, like this:

Hers would be “The Jackass.”

On the list of reprehensibly deceptive things Sanders has done, comparing herself in any way with The West Wing is one of the most egregious and delusional.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Try Brooklyn 99 or Superstore. Both shows get stronger as the seasons go on. They make me LOL.

Any episode of Parks and Rec because it’s about decent people in a decent world and sometimes I need that. Also, original flavor Law and Order but nothing after Jesse Martin left because I find the rhythms of that show comforting. For music, it’s Tommy listened to straight through and on headphones. It’s my go to…

You would probably also like “Escape to the Country” then. It’s kind of the GBBO of House Hunters. Lovely people looking for old cottages, in beautiful countryside and villages, with breathtaking landscapes, a history lesson on the area and the trades. It’s sooooooo relaxing.

I had read studies that indicated cut fruits/veg lose nutrients as they sit out. However, doing some quick reading, it sounds that while that theory still holds true, the loss is so negligible that it doesn’t really matter. So I wouldn’t worry about making your drink ahead of time.