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And The Force Awakens and Mad Max Fury Road were complete failures that no one saw because those MRAs taught them a lesson about women knowing their place. They really showed them!

I didn’t watch the show but I remember loving that Golden Globes speech.

I dunno, the first half of that cars comment sounds scripted, and the second half sounds like him wandering off script. I bet someone wrote the first half, and he decided to embellish all on his own, with the usual ensuing confusion.

Dolores Umbridge would have been a more appropriate costume.

I fell off the couch laughing at him calling Mr. Wheeler a son of a bitch. Mr. Wheeler’s “our children don’t live here anymore, didn’t you know that?” delivery was also stellar.

The closer we get to Nov. 9, the more looking at Facebook’s On This Day feature makes me die a little inside. It’s like my heart gets broken all over again, but this time I see it coming.

My boss thinks Trump literally cannot think beyond 5-minute increments. He remembers nothing about the past and cares nothing about the future. That makes it that much easier for him to lie about what other presidents did, or what he did himself in business, or the consequences of his words. He doesn’t think anything

He’s welcome to do something about it anytime now.

Last I checked, no one was calling to pave over Civil War battlefields or dig up the gravesites there. Those would be the actual sites where a memorial would be appropriate, not a Jefferson Davis highway in San Diego.

His entire suit is like those pants Chippendale’s dancers have that are just velcro-ed in and rrrriiiiip right off.

The restaurant names had me crying. CRYING, people. Knish from a Rose?

Oh, you made me tear up just remembering those lines. Or when she says she interviewed all the men he fought with in the war and they sing, “She tells our storyyyyy....” Sobs.

Well, that woman looked way older than 16, so he isn’t interested.

“conservative heartthrobs like “Milo Yiannopoulos, Scott Adams, and James O’Keefe”

I find it more telling that even though she’s a White House advisor with security clearance and column inches have been devoted to how much she wants to influence the president on policies important to her, the only thing she’s managed to make Daddy do is take her for a plane ride.

I genuinely no longer know whether the business community holds ANY sway with the orange circus peanut. I think he’s delusional enough to think he’s the best businessman ever so other opinions just don’t count. And the proof, in his mind, is that he’s the president and they’re not. Never mind that many of his

I’ll bet all the money I have (granted, that’s not a lot) that it was someone else in the administration who leaned on him to go to Texas post-Harvey, bc otherwise it wouldn’t have occurred to him that a president should mingle with the Poors who might be in need of some leadership here. And I know this bc every

Anyone else delighted by the fact that Candy knew to hand Cooper a mug of hot coffee as a pick-me-up in the limo? That wordless little nod to Our Coop of Old made me smile a lot.

Who else jumped up, pumped their fists and shouted, “Yes!” when Cooper woke up from the coma entirely himself? I grew to love Dougie but I actually got a little teary when Coop came back. Oh, how we have missed his inherent goodness.