Oh wow, I hadn't thought of this. Thank you!

One of the nicest aspects about Original Agent Cooper was his utter lack of embarrassment about how he went about his work, whether it was a reliance on dreams or throwing rocks at milk bottles. He was just such an eager, generous soul that he brought everyone along for the ride.

Oh my god, I love hate The Office UK. I watch all balled up on the couch yelling, "stop, stop it!" over and over.

I assumed they were just opportunists looking to jack his car. And got supremely unlucky.

That bugged me too!

I thought the body was Major Briggs too, but the wedding ring belongs to Dougie. I'M SO CONFUSED.

He didn't specify he's a professor at Trump University. 14 years, so he's extra dumb.

Well, the @Potus account doesn't have the Trump name on it, so I guess he doesn't get as much satisfaction out of using that one. After reading that his advisors have to put his name into every security briefing to ensure he reads all the way to the end, I fully believe he's juvenile enough to just enjoy looking at…

It is so indicative of the kind of insecure, boastful man-child he is that even now, after he's already the most powerful man in the world, he still needs to be reassured that he's popular. Like, getting a Twitter handle that literally says you're the president isn't enough for you to be satisfied with the followers…

I literally barked aloud reading that one. Good thing I was alone in the office at the time.

Are they seriously turning on him? That is delicious.

Something tells me Hannity probably thought it was totally fine for News of the World to hack the cell phone of a dead girl too. He's a perfect fit for a Murdoch-owned media outlet.

You're not wrong. I hate paying a ton on a car I'm not keeping.

It's the only logical explanation. That, or these are hateful, racist people who are aware enough that they can't just flat-out say, "I like her better because she's white and completely silent."

If they'd asked me the first thing that sprang to mind when I think of Chevy, I think I'd say "rental car." Also, the most cramped, crappy, uncomfortable rental cars I've ever had were all Chevys. Why is that?

Claim she wasn't swatting his hand away, she was giving him a low five.
Swear to god, this is what I'm seeing from the Trumpists in my FB feed. Because she's so much classier than her predecessor who was just an uppity brown woman with too many opinions.
I spent a lot of time hiding comments in my FB feed today.

I don't understand people who complain they're not getting enough coffee and cherry pie in the new show. Do they even remember how the series ended? How does they think the new series could possibly pick back up with Boy Scout Agent Cooper WITHOUT any resolution regarding Evil Agent Cooper?

The only good ones are the ones who pour money into his hotels (and his daughter's pay-for-play scams).

I'm actually a little surprised. I thought it would take a stake and a mallet.

You're a hero. I mean that.