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Everyone is terrible in this story.
Don't fucking text in a movie theater, and especially don't justify it with "I'm inserting myself in my best friend's drama."
Don't fucking stalk someone for $17 and change and especially don't justify it with "I'm teaching all women a lesson."

My boyfriend a few years back never watched the show when it was originally on. Back when we were first dating, he was hanging out at my house, sick for a day while I was at work, and picked out my Twin Peaks DVDs (gold set) to watch til I got home. By the time I arrived, he'd finished the first season. I walked in,

Oh yeah, "Ben temporarily loses his mind" is amusing but not worth the amount of time it took up.

That was the most eerily gorgeous scene in the series.

You can fast-forward through any storyline involving James. There, I saved you several hours.

Wasn't it supposed to eventually spell out Robertson (son of BOB)? Cooper had found other letters under the fingernails of other dead women who were BOB's victims, as well Ronette Pulaski, who had a letter inserted under her nail while she was still in the hospital.

Yeah…you're clearly lying.

I love that through the entirety of their insults aimed at Erlich, the students still called Bighead "Professor."

On the rare occasions my husband and I go to the movie theater, he likes to make the experience worth the effort, so we see a lot of movies in 3-D. Waste of money most of the time (Did I really need to watch Pacific Rim in three dimensions? No I did not). In this case, I'm actually afraid it will be TOO good, and I'm

And reaches out its arms to him before it goes pitch black? I screamed in a pitch almost as high as the alien's shrieking.

This just cemented my thinking that I should NOT see Alien: Covenant in IMAX 3-D.

I think this a lot. I've lived in red states before and while I understand why they voted for Trump (although still nauseating, it's understandable), I no longer understand the rationale for continuing to believe he's going to do everything he promised he'd do, especially when he's shown NO sign he's either willing to

They are attacking him on the substance of his policies, which are, in the main, racist, misogynist, illogical or unenforceable. That's fair game. His children are adults and aides in the White House. How are they not fair game?

Yeah, I'm learning that. Great and unfortunate at the same time, when faith isn't tempered by, say, reality or empathy or logical thinking, just pure, unadulterated adulation. That's when, if we were talking about a religion, we'd start using the word "cult" to describe what we're looking at.

No one knew how to use words until Trump came along. He came up with all the best ones, after all. The entire English language became yuger and more bigly after he was born.

"… the newspapers he struggles to skim"

Nicely done.

yeah, that's how I took it. Rebecca would just feel sorry for Chuck, which he hated. She'd hate Jimmy, whom she was fond of, for humiliating his sick brother (and, it would appear, Jimmy and Kim kind of hate themselves for it too).

I love that about this show. An impartial assessment would show that Chuck isn't really wrong about Jimmy - he IS slippin' Jimmy and his instincts verge on the criminal (or at the very least, putting a toe over). But Chuck is so persuaded of his own righteousness he loses sight of why Jimmy's able to con people for so

Don looking annoyed, saying "what?!?" repeatedly.