Someday, when this is all over and assuming we still have a country, we'll be telling our children how the president of the US beefed, 140 characters at a time, 50-odd days into his presidency, with a rapper who has a TV show where he gets high on air with Martha Stewart.

Yeah, this seems like something I could just read a summary of and leave it there.

You think they'd accept my survey if I just chose "Other" for every question and put in the "please specify" field, "STOP FUCKING GOLFING ON MY TAXES, YOU GOBLIN" 26 times? Or would they toss my answers?

Yes, a normal person would do that. But Hannah wouldn't even go to the doctor when SHE was feeling pain. How tuned in would she be to a baby's pain, if it couldn't just say to her, "I'm not crying because I'm hungry, I'm crying because I hurt."?

Ron would not be a registered voter because that would require giving some government bureaucrat his real address and that would not be allowed.

"satisterrifying" is a good word! I have a feeling I may be borrowing that a lot for the next 4 years.

Jeremy Jamm is TOTALLY a Trump voter.

I can't read anything Nick Offerman says anymore without hearing Ron Swanson's voice in my head.

I love The Leftovers! Haven't tried American Crime yet, but will check it out. Thanks!

Really, though? Because if she doesn't know enough to even just go to Planned Parenthood to treat a UTI, then what's she going to do if the baby has a fever?

Inching? I'd say Jessa is getting ready to kick that door down. It's really a toss up whether Marnie or Jessa are the worst. They're both garbage people in different ways.

Oh yeah, one of the twins (or both of the twins?) is absolutely the class bully. And they picked Ziggy to be the scapegoat because he's new and shy and no one knows enough about him to stick up for him.

Didn't the police chief say during the press conference the victim had multiple injuries on the head, like he or she had been beaten more than once? (Someone correct me if I misheard).

I just discovered Spotify has a Big Little Lies playlist.

Good to know you think women who are raped are asking for it because they might like sex once in awhile.
You are the type of ugly thinker who believes women are always asking for rape unless their attacker is a stranger who jumped out at her from the bushes and held a knife to her throat while she was walking to Bible…

I know, by this fourth episode I was nearly, "oh yeah, and one of them's dead! Forgot that!" That's how good this show is. You think it's a murder mystery but it's so much more. If it were a streaming series I'd have finished it off the first day of release.

She was afraid he would KILL her if she didn't. I guess to you, she deserved it because she wanted a one-night stand. I bet you have a lot to say about that slutty mcslutterson dress she was wearing too, right? Above the knee! What a whore.

So much WHOA in that person's comments, starting with how Jane should have gotten over a violent rape by now, Bonnie being a slut because she dances, dismissing Celeste's desire to return to work, and then the grand finish: Reese Witherspoon should only play blond goddesses who never cheat. WTF with the "integrity in…

In the very first episode, the crime that's being talked about is someone dying by falling off a balcony - but it's a homicide, so I assume he or she is pushed.

I gave up on The Affair probably about the same time as you.