I feel like "Someone told me it was true" pretty much sums up this entire presidency so far.

Nice.

That was the saddest and most soul-crushing thing I've read in a long time.

I realized that as I was typing! :-)

I don't get people who think followers=friends. They're not your actual friends, you know. I follow Trump and Pence (for my job) and I wouldn't piss on them if their guts were on fire.

I admit, I had to google Lady Elaine b/c I'd forgotten, but holy crap, are you ever right.

Genius.

Those are the scenes we fast-forward. Invariably.

She is quick on her feet with the lies, I'll give her that. If I had to dance around the truth as quickly as she does on live TV, I'd be sweating by the end. She's slick.

I totally get it. I was reluctant to even mention her appearance to my husband in the confines of our bedroom, where no one would hear us, lest I come off as incredibly shallow. I hemmed and hawed and finally said, "I feel like an asshole even saying this out loud, but Kellyanne Conway…" and he finished for me, "she…

Marnie + Desi are worse than worst.

I liked how, at the end when the cast says their goodnights, Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan gave each other a long bear hug. It was a nice moment. Actually made me a little teary.

"Sometimes being nice isn’t an ulterior motive. Maybe they’re just nice?"

I remember that! I think it was the subject of a This American Life, where they actually tested it out with two servers - one who was super-nice and one who was, not hostile, but pretty blunt but attentive. The blunt one got the bigger tips. It was fascinating.

What I love most about Elizabeth Warren is that she could not give two shits about the names he calls her. She doesn't even act like she hears the insults, just keeps hammering away at him. It must make him extra crazy that he can't get her to blink, let alone acknowledge the insult.

Maybe she can't, but we can.

I'm pretty sure it was at least a year or two ago. But they still carry her stuff, I think.

I think they got rid of his line. I remember him tweet-raging about it and then gloating when Macy's announced they were having to close stores - not because they lost the sales of his polyester made-in-China ties, but that didn't make a difference to him.

Didn't Lord Commander Marmalade tell everyone he was the only person who could bring the economy back? And look, he can't even get people to buy his own daughter-wife's clothes. Some job creator. Sad!

Yes, after I typed that, I thought that the writing of that skit better be killer for it to sting. She can't just show up and mug for the camera.