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Part of what made Melissa McCarthy's impersonation so great is that no one saw it coming. Both the actor and her gender gave the skit added impact. I feel Rosie O'Donnell, although she has the look down (dear God), may have been so built up as the Actor Who Will Take Down Trump that however she plays it, assuming she

Right? Like, what's the worst that could happen? It's already speeding!

"SpeeDDD."

Shoot the hostage!

Dear god, I love this movie SO MUCH. Speed cemented my all-encompassing love for Keanu Reeves, shitty acting and all. I don't care how bad he is, he's just awesome in this movie and it's colored my view of him ever since. Every subsequent story about how decent a person he is in real life just gives me an extra warm

Why do you hate David Duchovny???

Why not both?

#TeamCap

Me too! His was the death that gutted me, and I was out.

I only realized about a month ago that David Oyelowo was Danny in MI-5 (I guess it was Spooks on the other side of the pond?). I'm a sucker for spy series anyway, but he was so great in that. His relationship with fellow spy Zoe just killed me.

I barely noticed her in Die Another Day, but thought she was great in An Education, especially since her part was so small and not well drawn. She played vacant yet sympathetic really well.

And Orrin Hatch justified the Republican vote to silence her by invoking Sessions' wife, saying that Warren's speech probably hurt her feelings.

I didn't get around to reading the Anne books til high school but LOVED them. Even now, decades later, they're just so comforting to dip back into when I need a security blanket book.

Carrots!

Ten bucks says he had to wikipedia HUD because he didn't know what the acronym stood for.

The funniest episode of Bizarre Foods was Zimmern trying to choke down a stinky tofu sandwich and having to expel it into a napkin while trying to keep the sweet old lady who'd made it for him from seeing it.

Yeah, saw that. My only consolation is that his Cabinet appointees will be so fucking bad at their jobs they'll resign in disgrace when it's clear they don't have a goddamn clue how to do anything. It happened to Anne Gorsuch at the EPA and she was out in 18 months. I can see Carson and DeVos not lasting even that

I don't disagree with you about the voters who liked Obama but also voted for Trump, but OH MY GOD, HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE???

Oh my god, he's never coming back, is he? (breaks down and sobs)

I kind of wondered if the ad agency slipped a little commentary in without getting it signed off on first. There's no lock on that door, for one.