"Did he know it was a lie when he said it? Then it's not a lie, is it?" - KelleyAnn Conway.

My husband was sitting in bed next to me, on his computer and not paying attention to the debate, while I was watching it, writhing around in agony because it was so damn uncomfortable. But 5 minutes in, he dropped the iPad and shouted, "Stop fucking interrupting her!" He's pretty apolitical but even he couldn't deal…

As if the inability to keep on point and not sound like a lunatic for 90 fucking minutes doesn't disqualify him. Just ask them to imagine him going up against Putin sounding like he did last night.

My go-to quick sad-desk-lunch is to saute kale or swiss chard and toss in a chopped-up handful of kimchi to spice it up. Over a bowl of rice, it's healthy and easy to eat my desk.

And allowed Jimmy Fallon to muss his "hair."

I am ready for more Javier Pena. I really enjoyed the fleshing out of his character in the second season; he was a much more compelling character than Murphy, for sure.

I had the same thought. What if the real life Escobar never learned, grew or changed anything? A life spent justifying deadly criminal activity that ruins millions of lives wouldn't appear to leave much room for self-doubt or humility.

I nearly burst into tears. She's dead in an remote little house, no one's going to find her and her baby will starve to death in a pool of her mother's blood. I don't know why this episode only earned a B+ from the recapper; I thought it was a solid, gut-wrenching A.

My single favorite moment of Sound of Music was Rolfe swinging Liesl off the gazebo bench as the music swells. My 10-year-old self almost could not take the sheer romance of that moment. I love the whole movie just for that scene alone.

I'd read somewhere that the son was actually active in keeping the Escobar business operating while his dad was in prison. But I don't know if mine was a reliable source.

Alfred gives the BEST side-eye. I just burst out laughing, every time he rolls his eyes Darius's way.

I loved that sequence, where she was essentially saying she KNEW that's what people would initially think of her.

I can't decide if that's a great way to keep kids from drinking Coke, or if it would have the unintended consequence of spurring more kids to try it just to see if their poo does indeed come out green.

Wait, what?

Yeah, comparing Kewpie to Miracle Whip is not making my mouth water.

"If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it."

You shut your mouth!

So true. I think I could quote every line of dialogue from Stand By Me and When Harry Met Sally, partly because both movies are just so perfect but also the dialogue is so human. I've said those lines, or some equivalent of those lines, in everyday life, even before those movies, so to see how universal they are is…

Man, I cannot WAIT to go home and watch this all freaking night.

The Birkenstocks were definitely missing.