Dammit, 2016. Stop taking all the good ones!

Councilman Jamm would totally be a Trump supporter.

There's only room for one screaming baby at his rallies.

Well, it's certainly mine (although no one I've talked with about the videos seems to enjoy them as much as I do). They're very relaxing and help me get to sleep after a stressful day. Who knew.

"He's obviously a very smart guy."

I read they also refused to play familiar songs, and stuck to new songs no one wanted to hear. Trolling for good, ha.

On the other hand, she's a very easy way for teachers to illustrate the concept of plagiarism to their freshman classes. Teachable moment!

Well done.

" How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me?"

Sorry. Missed that!

Furio dodged a bullet. Literally.

And Paulie's beef with the little old ladies who were mean-girling his mama in the nursing home.
Paulie was simultaneously the scariest (b/c he was so erratic and unpredictable) and funniest of Tony's crew.

It's worse if he knows better but still plays on the ignorance of the masses to win votes.

There's the GOP base.

Oh god. I loved me some Anne of Green Gables growing up, but mostly because she was kind of a f*ck-up at household chores and had an imagination that took her out of her constrained circumstances. I hated Anne after she grew up and gave up her job to raise a baseball team's worth of children.

Jaysus, it must be fun growing up the child of such a humorless, reactionary, sexist idiot. Imagine trying to enjoy a movie or TV show or visit a theme park with this guy carping on about how imaginary, magical worlds are just political stunts to indoctrinate children. Imagine what he has to say about Harry Potter.

It hasn't been anything more than a soap opera with beautiful costumes and posh accents since the third season.

Prior to Mr Robot, my first thought whenever someone mentioned USA Network was an immediate flashback to the SNL skit, "What is…Burn Notice?"

Agree about Angela. She can barely acknowledge her coworkers, she clearly isn't concerned about them. I haven't made up my mind how I feel about her, frankly.

That's actually a really interesting critique. Now I'm running a list in my head of all the shows I watch…