Dude made one good film almost 25 years ago and still gets work despite middling to bad results since.

Did Stephanie Meyer write this one too, or...?

Is one of the building code violations leaving a Christmas tree up in the third week of January?

I love yellow hearts. If I could get a whole bag of them, I would.

That Smallfoot clip that circulated a few months ago was surely one of the cringiest moments of the year. An 18-year-old got praise for being a role-model for people like her and that whole exchange was excruciating to watch thanks to Rodriguez.

I’m that garbage person who likes all the shitty holiday sweets. Candy corn, candy canes, candy hearts, jelly beans.

There was someone doing the same in the comments of the Deadspin-Concourse piece Laura Wagner wrote yesterday and I’m kind of losing my mind.

There have definitely been stories or moments that weren’t as impactful knowing about it going in than if I was going in blind. Saints Row 3 has always been my go-to example. I didn’t play it in its first week (maybe a month later), but listening to a gaming podcast thinking I wouldn’t mind knowing about all the dumb…

I guess that explains it. A part of me thought it was some record label nonsense for branding purposes.

“Haters gonna hate” has mutated into never having to self-reflect about anything ever again.

I think everyone is too online now where I can’t tell if anything is real or a meme anymore.

They might be busy with tour stuff.

Job creation.

On tour.

Not that it matters, but Nikki Bella is a former wrestler-turned-reality star. She occasionally comes back to wrestle for a couple of months because her reality show producers probably realized she’s boring since retirement. Her and John Cena broke up like, 8 months ago. It was a very public split.

I’m aware. Kpop caters to Japan directly by sometimes releasing Japanese versions of their popular songs, or in this case, a standalone track like “Sappy”.

Usually Japanese-sung tracks are not my favorites, but “Sappy” is really doing it for me.

Billy Corgan has been in the wrestling business for a handful of years, most notoriously as senior producer and later on president of TNA/Impact/GFW/Impact Wrestling in 2015/16.

Man, I knew Ken Jeong was going to be a judge (at least he is Korean-American), but anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy and post-divorce Robin Thicke? Also early mid-life crisis sufferer, Nick Cannon, as host?

I’m always curious about future fetishes and how far they’ll go (or regress). It wasn’t that long ago when most people were grossed out by the idea of anilingus and now (mostly) everyone thinks licking (hopefully post-shower) buttholes is nbd.