Out of the 40 billion articles written about Cardi B in 2018, only one cracks the top 50.

Kids and their memes.

The neat thing about Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is it’s hilarious like 30 Rock with none of the Alec Baldwin parts.

I think ever since Kanye was diagnosed he’s learned enough psychology buzzwords to make himself the constant victim in any situation. He doesn’t seem to realize he can have mental health issues AND be a major narcissistic asshole.

Because it’s not really that important of a story. A shitty multi-millionaire losing the top subscriber count to a company is not news.

That screenshot looks like he’s licking the mic and now I’m cursed forever.

Portman is right, obviously. It’s just an honest slip-up to name-drop Simpson in that situation.

It all came off as clever marketing to me; taking a moderate Democrat judge and turning her into a liberal pop-icon for certain types of (white) feminists who still say “yaass queen!” unironically. Someone came up with “Notorious R.B.G.” and went from there, I guess.

Social media definitely became performative with its grieving of famous dead people. A lot of canned “so sad to hear” and “thoughts and prayers” over the years. People got mad if someone well-known didn’t mention about another known person’s death on Twitter or Instagram.

He sure does love white women a lot.

I admittedly am getting to an age where I’m not up on current music anymore and revert back to stuff I listened to growing up (after the hours of podcasts I listen to a week). I definitely skipped “Rape Me” and a couple other tracks while In Utero was on. I just don’t want to humor the original intent of the song…

Dude has a type, though: fairly boring actors with famous parents.

Celebrities are one of those weird exclusive worlds where it’s normal for 12-year-olds to hang out with adults at after parties for the five dozen award shows a year. It’s one of the reasons Drew Barrymore and Tatum O’Neal had drug addictions at an early age.

Weird Al plays frontman Cuomo, performing in front of the band and a blue backdrop a la Weezer’s 2004 “Undone (The Sweater Song)”video.

lol, I was totally going to link this!

Chris Pratt continues to be a cautionary tale of “just because you look fit - in more ways than one - doesn’t mean people are just going to like you even more.”

I’ll eventually see it, just streaming 15 different shows atm. I saw Love, Simon in theaters last Spring, and it’s about that time I need a comfort-food teen film to watch on a weekday night again.

Yeesh. Didn’t know that.

Haven’t watch TATBILB yet, but it seemed like the conversation went from “wow, so happy a non-white girl is starring in a teen movie” to “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT HOTTIE?!?!?!” fairly quickly. Like no matter how much we evolve as humans, we’re always going to be hella thirsty 24/7.