Americans have such a shallow interpretation of what patriotism means nowadays.

Kendall and Frank both look like they’re in their 60's with that body language, and the fashion influencer looks like he is their nervous teenage boy.

Jesus looks like he stole a robe from some hotel.

I feel you. That type of hairstyle was brought back thanks to male models and soccer players, and then every asshole in the world got that haircut. Richard Spencer had a child’s haircut before and then tricked dummies into thinking he was dapper when he switched to the hair he has now while wearing busted-ass…

That’s a sweet baseball chin, lads.

He seems chilled out over the years. I think he’s okay.

Just because I said something doesn’t mean I’m ignorant about what I didn’t say. I’m aware about the different people who go to the gym, including myself who has their own medical issues that effects my weight.

“Jamie, please think about all the bad movies you can be in!”

Same.

That’s not at all what I said. What I said vs. what you think I said are two different things. 

I think the turning point for me was when no one on that goddamned show knows what rape looks like, apparently (Cersei/Jamie scene). Also, when fans are excited when Drogo makes an appearance even though he raped women and kept people as slaves and died like a total punk when he was on the show.

Yes. I’ve tried to be better, but sometimes I’m back on my bullshit.

Man, I just want to see Ichiro sucker punch someone in a brawl before he retires.

This is more honest than whatever bullshit crowd control they tried to do before they were ethered.

I didn’t know who this guy was until I realized he was the lead in that Billy Lynn (?) Halftime Walk. The movie about people who “support our troops” kind of don’t give a shit about them. I guess no one saw it because it needed special theaters (don’t care), but I watched it at home and it was okay!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a band be erased like this. It’s kind of surreal.

I’m being pedantic, but pitchers aren’t athletes per se; they do one thing very well. Watching a pitcher ground a ball and throw it to first base or second base for an out is like watching a newborn calf throw a baseball.

It’s always a lose-lose. You’re shamed for not doing anything about your weight; you’re shamed when you try to do something about it.

SunTrust Park looks like an outlet mall full of nothing but New Balance stores.