The Internet lied to me.

I’ve never figured it out. :(

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is that from kangaroo jack?

Every man on Raw is going to be looking for scraps. Joe is on the main roster now; Finn Balor will be back tomorrow, probably; I have no idea what they’re going to do with Seth Rollins; KO will be on the mid-card for a while — maybe make the USA belt relevant again, temporarily; Rusev might as well ask for a release…

Can’t wait for Brock Lesnar to show up once every few months to defend his title for the next year until Roman wins it from in at WM34.

I glanced at that lede pic and thought Elton was trying to fix Ed Sheeran’s hair.

Why is this a thing?

I’m partial to Ichiro:

Critics understood what he was trying to accomplish, it’s just that he decided to say one of the most vile things a person can say on this earth. No set-up; no punchline; no satire. That’s something that he never understood; even though he wasn’t serious, he still said something awful for the sake of cheap laughs. …

Man, coming from a long line of I’mgoingtokillyouforsleepingwithgregmybestmanrightbeforeourwedding — who settled in this county in the 18th century — I can relate.

Probably the only take worth a damn was Jacksepticeye’s, who is a close friend of Pewdiepie. Basically said Felix is a good guy, but doesn’t agree with his jokes and thinks they were really stupid to make.

Felix has a really hard time grappling with the idea that his words/actions matter. He spent months dabbling in ironic fascism which brought real-life white nationalists to his channel and using his face for their site. A healthy person would think, “Welp, this is bad” and reconsider how they make jokes.

Pewdiepie was vague as possible in his apology. Intentionally saying “for the things that I’ve said” and “let’s talk about the whole holding up the sign thing” without acknowledging the sign read Death to All Jews, was a great way to paint himself as sympathetic to an audience that already adores him.

wut?

Trump must’ve been really thirsty for going after a 40-year-old.

Yooka-Laylee is an upcoming game much like the N64 games like Mario and Banjo-Kazooie 20 years ago — made by some of the same people. Nostalgia for video gamers.

Y’know, I totally forgot about Girls coming back.

Man, I really want to play BotW but I’ve decided to wait later this year to buy a Switch. I have too much on my plate right now.