This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

I watched a video of his to get a sample of his routine, and I think he shat all over Banjo and Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts because it wasn’t a third B&K game?

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You don’t get to write the headline “Backup catcher injures starting catcher at a play at the plate” very often.

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”

I’m sorry. I took everything the wrong way. If I could delete my last comment, I would.

I’m sorry. I had trouble discerning which sentence was directed at me and which sentence was directed at the author. I thought you were being defensive towards me about Emma Watson. I took it the wrong way.

Probably could have spaced the comments then, or just reply to the author in a separate thread?

smdh.

Her face is all over certain corners of YouTube. They pick the lowest hanging fruit.

The Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter has been...weird...for a couple of years.

Relax. I just didn’t understand what “ninja book fairy” meant.

I don’t understand what Emma Watson just said.

Jokes on them! I’ll probably die from pre-existing conditions within a week, unless I’m killed by a dude with a red mohawk and/or a hockey mask.

Scarlett Johansson has been in movies since Lenny Kravitz was still relevant. Threw me off.

I think they’re better than this. I regular Deadspin (still grey, though) and other sites, and the men are capable of talking about serious and funny subjects.

But he videotaped only her at her wedding. That’s so scary...seriously he’s probably a serial killer who keeps dead bodies of women underneath his floorboards romantic!