The entire time I thought, “I’m sure he’s cool and patient concerning your family, Laura!”

Keira Knightley and Andrew Lincoln? Ugh. Chiwetel Ejiofor, bitch.

Just like the Collyer brothers.

USA. The channel of America.

At least with Hulk Hogan, the dude was the guy for the span of two decades in professional wrestling.

Savannah Chrisley is in a reality show when the top two searches for her dad is “Is he gay?” and “Are you sure he’s not gay”?

She’s been in prison. She had a pretty good album 11 years ago.

Drew!

“Green Light” (co-written by Jack Antonoff, who seems to have a hand in every pop single these days)

Unfortunately, it died three years ago (it really felt longer), and now it’s archived under Stereogum — the main channel. Videogum was far more popular, though, as a community.

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

I had this thought last summer about really understanding some YouTube stars. I’ve had my fill with not so great results. Not all, but some YouTubers are boring once you get past the surface-level. I’m not the target audience (teens), which might explain why.

I, too, worked at Blockbuster around that time. Never saw it; probably never will.

“Hey Judge, let me light your candle, cause Your Honor, I’m not hard to handle, and I don’t get around because I love my son and would like to see him more, please.” (blues rock playing)

Top 10 Anime Betrayals.

What a boring surprise. The person who’s performing at the Oscars is performing at the Oscars.

I saw him on the pre-show and Robin Roberts mentioned how he’s starting the show, and instead of being a normal person and replying “Yeah, it’s going to be great,” he pretended he didn’t know and yuk’d it up longer than it needed to be. “I am? I better get going hurr hurr hurr.”

Old Warren didn’t want to take the hit so he used Faye as a human shield. Sad!

“This is Obama’s America!”