This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

Pending an improbable exoneration from the internal peer review, everything [Arnold] had worked for is now gone, likely never to be recovered, ever again. Recovery, if there is any, appears to be something deserved only by the Twitter critics of a freelancer whose future writing career will apparently be, like the way…

“You’re an errand boy, sent by groceries clerks, to collect a bill.”

One perfect dunk not shown:

No. She’s still in Kentucky

+1

No film has even come close to the mystical significance of 2001.

I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

All good. You just keep your Preversions in check!

I know, I just love the line Mandrake delivers at the Coke machine.

That was General Ripper.

You apparently don’t like classic film as much as your handle would suggest...

I only drink grain alcohol and rainwater. Won’t have those commies harming my previous body fluids.

nicely done

There’s a lot of people here who haven’t seen this movie.

Yeah, the post was a Dr. Strangelove quote, but it was based on stupid shit folks had been saying around that time.

Purity of Essence

I’ve seen Soviet dentistry first hand. Believe you me, they sure could have used some fluoridation in the Sovietsky Soyuz, tovarish.

I heard they put hydric acid an dihydrogen monoxyde in water. Monsters I tell you.