well done

Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, to be formal.

You forgot to address me as Mandrake.

• Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;…

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT MOON LANDINGS

Well, I’m nobody, but I got more out of this story of a sloth than I did your human-composed response to it, so they’re not totally useless.

Calm down there, Satan.

It will be interesting to see if they fight this.

I hope this message sinks in, but something tells me Eddie Lacy is going to take everything McCarthy says with a grain of salt, a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, two pounds of mashed potatoes, a side of fried cheese curds, an entire banana cream pie, and a couple of bite sized Snickers bars, in case he gets hungry later in…

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

Yeah, but he doesn’t have a problem getting paid to win though, does he. What a hypocrite.

I’ve always said the real secret to winning the lottery is to follow the rules.

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

You need to rename your user name to “Dumb fuck who clicks on things he knows he won’t like”.

This column comment really needs to be renamed Bitter, Angry and Unfunny.

Eh, points for trying, but if you’re going to troll it’s a little hard to use a war criminal like Thatcher as your example.

I was not aware that the rules of punctuation and grammar were so different in the UK.

Most places it’s end of third quarter or end of seventh inning.

I’ve been saying for years that 49er fans are worse than Raider fans. I’m also a 49er fan.