We train young men to knock people senseless, but their coaches won’t allow them to write “fuck” on their helmets because it’s obscene!

“...the Ray Rice scandal, one of the biggest black eyes the league has ever faced...”

I know. Hilarious.

I first became aware of it during the physical act of love. A profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

I got into a ton of trouble growing up. Some highlights:

“The charges relate to an October incident where members of Towson’s women’s swimming and diving team found a phone recording them in the locker room.”

“The charges relate to an October incident where members of Towson’s women’s swimming and diving team found a phone recording them in the locker room.”

I’ve been to several games in Atlanta, SF and Oakland. SF fans are by far the worst I’ve ever encountered. I’ll never attend another Niners game again.

I thought Golda Meir was dead. Or did you just use the frumpiest, least flattering picture of Hillary you could find?