Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Speaking of fucked up things, who the hell sound checked those mics? 

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Technically this particular origin is THE first origin story ever written about the Joker

No problem, just a sign that you have a healthy relationship with sports and value the entertainment factor more than the “loyalty” of it.

I feel like these guys are hoping for forgiveness (or maybe just... forget-ness?), but they’re skipping the steps where you really work to acknowledge, not minimize, the harm you did, AND you take steps to make things right. Forgiveness shouldn’t automatically happen because time passes, and victims don’t owe it to…

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Smith got the Bears to cede some ground on voidable guarantees

“No glove, no love.” -The Nationals (apparently) 

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

What a sleazy, greasy mess.

I bet that team was the Bucks. They recently got burned by some bastard Kidd.

Your friend is a genius and nobody appreciates his work

“Rock?”

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.