How could you, David Lynch?

“I went on a vacation to Cleveland”

It’s true. Cougars will destroy you if they get you on your back.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

He’s just following in a long tradition. For instance, Esteban Loaiza used to keep half of Bolivia up his sleeve.  

Willson Contreras is in no shape to take another L.

The second guy deserved to get thrown out. Number 99? sure buddy... No name on the back of the jersey?? nice try.... He’s an impostor....

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

*Fwoosh*

So you’re saying thats a hard pass

NOW ENTERING THE RING, MATT THE CASHIER AT THE WOODFIELD CINNABON.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

As long as you didn’t cry.

Because he’s so basic.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

So would the VP.

“Someday these guys will find the right team, and it will be special for them because they waited for it”