nope. I decided to have a robortion after R2-PlanB2 failed.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

They had a rough 108 years and now they are talking about one week?!?

Add that to the fact that a 16-year old girl from the suburbs hacked an Uber driver to death with a machete stolen from Wal-Mart while wearing a Cubs shirt and yeah, is say it’s been a rough week for the Cubs.

Just give it 108 years and things should work themselves out...

They’re betting the under.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

Curt Schilling has reported that he hasn’t seen any actual evidence of homophobia, but for the life of him cannot understand seeing so many snowflakes in late May.

Nothing witty to say. Fuck Curt Schilling. That is all.

Yeah, but unless you can cite another example of Curt being right about something, you’re just insulting broken clocks.

I promise you if some scumbag yelled the N-word at Adam Jones in Fenway, it would have been on Twitter, Facebook and every other social media site asap, like every other ‘incident.

Could the tree just fall on Curt Schilling instead?

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

It’s pretty great when cheaters are exposed like this.

whatever, nerd.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.