What a dive. Soccer fans are the fucking worst.

If you would’ve told me the guy would have multiple chins before I pressed play, I would’ve totally believed you.

She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Laughing to keep from crying, so yes.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

There’s only one thing to be done: trade him to the Pelicans for 9 conditional 2nd round picks in the years 2049-2057 with the condition that he change his name to N’Awlins.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Best way to keep a Baptist from drinking all your booze... invite two of them.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

You leave Richard Whistle out of this, he voted!

I refuse to call it Sportscentre

So the Indians gifted the Cubs a lead after being gifted a series lead earlier themselves?

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.