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Driving my 1991 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 from Albuquerque, NM to Wichita, KS at midnight in a blizzard with my buddy back in 2009 for Christmas. Forty miles from any town (between ABQ and Clines Corners) doing a 3rd/4th pull, I experience multiple rod bearing failure at 130mph. As I guess which way the highway is going

Are the Beijeeps LHD over there? You know, for the mail?

But Number 6 is three-wheeled, not two-wheeled?

Haha! I’m dying over here!

Burned.

Nice. Work a 9-5, not work on a 9-5. I’d rock the shit out of that 9-5!

Shit, I’ll take it over ever having to work a 9-5.

I’m still waiting feverishly for a new 9/11 Album!

Condolences for your memories of being raped in a Mustang. or maybe it was raped by a Mustang? Probably both. Many times.

His name alone is regal. Or maybe Regal is a really Ian Callum word?

I would kindly request the distinct honor of ripping his legs off and shoving them up his ass until he has toes for teeth.

FR500C

Incomprehinsibly fantastic read.

I keep my cars tagged in OK because it is incredibly easy to deal with, only requires inspection for out-of-state, not very expensive and the no emissions business is nice because the Z and the Cobra both have no cats/EGR/et cetera. Hopefully, someone doesn’t roll their face around on their keyboard telling me how

INB4 this offends buzz killington

#COTD

Fart blaming/ What a djentleman.

Correct, completely different engines.