They are the vaping cross-fit vegans of the automotive world. Yes, they are that annoying.

Nerdy Hitler, Waluigi and Alec Baldwin walk into a bar...

Of all the modern Euro hot hatches that are forbidden fruit to us Americans, the Citroën DS3 Racing is my favorite, because orange wheels. Ever driven one?

[It used to be a little easier to tell when Formula One cars were loaded up in a turn. Here’s Juan Manuel Fangio driving a Maserati during the 1957 Italian Grand Prix. Photo credit: Central Press/Getty Images]

Why is this on Jalopnik.

Oooo, My time to shine.

1970 Mazda RX500. Mid-engined Rotary.

Dawg we’ve done this like 16 times already. Let me save you all some trouble, because the last one was barely half a year ago.

Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to the pundits roar
Region under tension
You’ll never make Nanking your whore

But that doesn’t have the clickbait title! How else will she get her clicks-4-payment

Ah, pummeling this deceased equine again...

Though I’ll count myself in the “Bring on the new technology!” reader demographic, even I get extremely confused when her posts are featured here. I’m like “Sooo, y’all just deliberately want to piss us off I guess...?

That’s number one on my list. Why Gawker lets her, somebody from a highly populated urban area who clearly doesn’t know shit about cars or anything about the world beyond the city write about cars is beyond me. You can’t fix stupid, I guess.

Can we add Alissa Walker's posts to this tally?

And any actual, competent technician would refuse this job.

I love the idea of this, I really really do. However, I disagree that this is in the reach of, “the average shadetree mechanic with a bit of time on their hands.” A swap like this is only doable for the most competent of shadetree mechanics. The average ones should stick to the basics.

Remember when the Toyota 4Runner was just a pickup truck with extra seats and a cap? #4SpokeFTW. [Image: Toyota]

That was the CLR, the earlier version of the CLK. But man they looked awesome! Flattest coupe I’ve ever seen.

It was a soaring advertisement for Mobil 1!

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