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“...it appears that Iran did shoot down an American drones”

At Gawker Lite we love to sell you anti-Walmart news and Walmart gift cards side by side. It’s called diversification. Blogging 101. 

At Gawker Lite we love to sell you anti-Walmart news and Walmart gift cards side by side. It’s called…

What if DT is paying Omarosa to start these milk toast scandals by comparison to the Manafort trial they are besting in the news cycle?

Womp Womp.

Bare feet in snow endurance marathon

According to a 2008 RAND Corporation study evaluating the New York Police Department’s firearm training, between 1998 and 2006, the average hit rate during gunfights was just 18 percent. When suspects did not return fire, police officers hit their targets 30 percent of the time.

Drew, thanks for reaching out. We are ideating new and innovative ways to synergize our mutual interest. So when the rubber hits the road we are already getting down to brass tacks. In fact, not only is getting buy-in part of our core competency, we also empower our clients so they can stay in their lane and really…

This was the #1 order on my food truck. We called it “The Bad Samaritan” and that should be the official name worldwide.

the quickest way to make something not fun is to pay someone to do it.

I had an argument with my dad the other night about why a Honda Civic is the best car purchase. You see, it gets all the miles, and costs very little, so practically speaking it’s the perfect car.

Niners are off ‘Fire This Asshole’ for the first time in 4 years AND we get to keep Tomsula’s life hacks?! The dumpster fire burns a little dimmer tonight.

This is the most North Korea shit we’ve seen yet.

Love your work man, gonna need it these next 4 years.

First craigslist result I found:

Kory Sheets was our Future.

Worst Coacella lineup ever