C’mon, now...

You’re comparing a perimeter player to a post player. And not acknowledging that Melo forced a trade out of Denver when he could’ve just left as a free agent... and in doing so, forced his new team to trade all of the theoretically viable assets/would-be teammates to his old team. Boogie’s lackluster…

Those 2000's Nuggets teams were special with Carmelo, Keyon Martin, JR Smith, Birdman & Iverson. Too bad they had a piece of shit of a coach in George Karl holding them back.

Jackson runs this team like he’s three joints in and randomly shuffling around the kitchen looking for a cure for some serious munchies.

He’s droppin’ treys like he’s a bad waiter!

Total power bottom.

I can’t read this, I am a dog.

Cruz was willing to play the game and actually make a little fun of himself, and Deadspin acted like the bag of dicks they sometimes are and went asshole on them when he was jut playing their game. Your ruling has been overruled.

O/U 3.5 times Rovell has JO’d to these pics?

That Kings ad is nuts.

At least they changed their name so it’s not a Bullets’ hole in wall situation.

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

That was my main problem with it. The comeback needed to be more witty than “go eat shit”. That was a golden opportunity to really roast Cruz.

Roasted garlic or GTFO.

No no, have you had the cracked pepper ones? This is truly the world’s greatest cracker.

One developer I spoke to likened golf in China to prostitution. “That’s illegal, too,” he said. “But there are still prostitutes everywhere in this country.”

I rarely agree with Adam Jones, but he’s got a point. Their reunion tour was a cynical money grab and Sting couldn’t have acted more disinterested.

I don’t even use “Mom” as a proper name when talking to my kids about my wife. It’s “your Mom” as in “Ask your mom what she wants for dinner.”

The disapproval rate among rabbits has grown by leaps and bounds!