Heard he did terrible in the cat demographic too. 😼

Fuck off “Meats” was a hard class.

Of course! I also absolutely would never suggest (and don’t think I did) that the black bloc are liberals. They’re asshole anarchists who want to break things.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

I know, right? Plus, I’ve heard gambling is totally DTF.

Lol.

There were other possibilities (this was actually third-choice) but they were just too depressing…

T -1 and counting…

Just a talllight then.

A tipoff where he didn’t jump, two passes, a fist bump and some standing around stretching? That video might be the loosest definition of ‘highlight’ I’ve ever seen.

I believe this to be the pinnacle of English prose: “Rick Perry, a moron who in all likelihood knots his fingers into his shoelaces more than twice per week”

Relegation means you get kicked off the island.

I’d like a gif of the ref pulling out the yellow please.

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

This is what happens when you go with a Styx cover band.

So much for trading him.

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

true

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....