I’m just saying you do something cool like this and like 93% of the time your teammate misses the layup. It’s like a law of sport.

I have more stories like this where my teammate then proceeded to fuck up a layup or a TD, than you could count. Like the longest completion of my career was a 96 yard lost fumble. So props to the guy for actually making the fucking layup.

Reads the headline

I think I’d be fine with my 20 year old self, but I’m still an asshole.

*Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

I read this article three times and all it did was convince me to watch a TV show instead of reading a book. I’m not sure where the coup is, it sounds like Kevin Johnson an the Sacremento Republic are involved. I’m either too drunk for this shit or the article didn’t make sense. Maybe both.

I’m not sure. Like the OP sounded a lot like an alarmist screaming at a cloud. His points were this guy actually seems fairly reasonable but fuck him anyways!!!!! Rabble!!!! He is a major step down from Scalia and seems fairly moderate when I was expecting a quiverful, gun activist who worked on the boarder patrol…

This point would be so much better if your name wasn’t poopfeast420.

Wyoming didn’t bother to get into those pesky fads of oh I don’t know radio, electricity, railroads. I’ve been in some pretty remote places in the west in like Nevada, Northern Arizona, West Texas but they are mostly pockets here and there. North of Cheyenne you have antelope and “some” fences. The speed limit should…

Funny you should say that. Lol. I live about thirty miles south of Cheyenne in Colorado.

Lol. Exactly.

It’s funny, the question about the farthest you have been from someone? Somehow the answer to that question is Wyoming. You could have been alone and lost at sea and the answer would still somehow be Wyoming.

I feel like you need to move along. This is a rational and well informed take and has no business here.

You might be in trouble then.

This is like the opposite of that Super Bowl where you despise both teams. Sure I despise both teams here too, but there is no winner. They both just wind up looking like ass holes. Maybe even all three if you include Las Vegas.

I worked in the athletic department and was drunk half the time yet somehow sort of responsible.

Just to clarify I was being serious. Volleyball soccer and basketball girls used to stay with me. Looking back I have no fucking clue what those coaches were thinking but nothing bad or illegal happened so whatever it worked out I guess.

I’ve been a host on a number of occasions and managed to both not get laid and not get the recruit.

If you ever watched Stephen Jackson play you already knew this. It’s like finding out John Daly was drunk in the nineties.

Everyone cheats and everyone lies, Santa Claus doesn’t exist and if he did he raped the Easter bunny, god is mythical and we are alone and Donald Trump has stupid fucking hair.