I’m just a different kind of asshole, now. lol

My bachelor’s was in broadcasting and we had a 3 hour morning show one semester; thought we were SOOOO funny. In hindsight, I cringe at how bad it was (sadly, we were still better than a lot of the people who are paid to be on air now, but I’m also in a small market).…

WELCOME TO FORT FUCKIN’ COLLINS, HERE’S YOUR GODDAMNED RAM.

Armed toddlers kill more people every month in this country than terrorist refugees have in totum.

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

Come to Canada, it’s very easy to be hundreds of km’s from civilization if you want to be. Probably why the stereotype of Canadians being friendly is a thing. You don’t mind people so much when you see so few of them or have to rely on others more when you’re isolated. It makes common sense not to be an asshole.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I expected even worse.

Yes, that completely describes a man who went to columbia, harvard, and then oxford. and graduated with honors.

You can’t organize a sex party, you just have to let it happen.

Been to Wyoming, I couldn’t flat out disagree with this statement.

Montana and either Dakota is also an acceptable answer.

It’s funny, the question about the farthest you have been from someone? Somehow the answer to that question is Wyoming. You could have been alone and lost at sea and the answer would still somehow be Wyoming.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

It says a lot when a guy who lost $100 million on Mitt Romney decides not to invest in you.

I think they are talking about being a Hostess, twinkie.

Lowry with a seasoned take.

“nice job, blue”

Piece of advice to 49ers fans: Stop watching football. It’s over. This team will never make you happy again. If you’re in your 40's and can remember the 81-94 era, good for you. That’s all the happiness you are ever going to get. You’ve got bad owners, and are no longer in SF. That’s it. Remember Harbaugh. You had…

It wasn’t really the pronunciation that bothered me...

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox