If you play ball in shorts with pockets its a good idea to turn the pockets out. Stops you from getting your thumb accidentally stuck in your pocket (surprisingly easy to do) and hyperextending it.

George Karl, is that you?

Good. The Knicks need to do two things: become bad enough to actually take advantage of the fact that they once again have their draft picks, and somehow piss off Anthony enough that he’s willing to waive his no-trade clause. Losing like this tonight can help achieve both goals.

The watersports will be incredible.

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

Are you forgetting the Great YAHOO Finance Typo incident from last week?!?

It really doesn’t matter if these allegations are true. They will always be true in my heart.

You mean, limp the fuck away, right?

Or maybe 8 of them at a very specific size

I wouldn’t have guessed it was going to be the P.P.P. to take him down.

An 8x11 penis?

Most dad gift ever. I hope he signed the back, “You’ll never live to fit my shoes.”

There is always a highlight truther.

Cool, ive never gotten an STD from a porkchop before.

Get over yourself

Leave it to the Knicks to lose a human being like I lose my keys. At least nobody filed a missing person report I guess.

Props to Doug Stanhope for still being alive.

Shouldn’t the interference have been half the distance rather than the two? Fella was grabbed way before the end zone...

No employees were harmed making this football play.