Makes sense, I fully expect the Zinger to have the knees of an 80 year old man by the time he’s 25.

Usually one would call all the local ERs, but here I’d suggest the local ORs.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Alien abduction for sure. That or he tore an ACL getting into the car and wasn’t wearing his life alert pendant.

I broke 3 ribs in a motorcycle crash and it was the worst pain ever for about two weeks.

Cracked a rib once... hurt like hell. Couldn’t take a deep breath for a couple weeks. I don’t think I want to know what a real broken rib feels like.

Yes.

Granted, not all of them feel that way because they don’t take their careers too seriously, which I actually don’t have a problem with at all.

She’s just like a female Russian Olympian, without testicles.

I honestly cannot decide which is worse: Cleveland or Atlanta.

Or they saw their offense shitting the bed and lost momentum.

“This checks out.”

It doesn’t look like Odell Beckham and his posse were interested in hauling in any trophy fish on their trip to Miami earlier this week - you don’t go deep sea fishing wearing your “tims”and baggy jeans. Unfortunately, jetting off to Miami to party with Justin Bieber during a week when they should have been laser…

The Titanic sunk exactly 104 years, 8 months and 18 days before OBJ took his boat ride. If that’s not enough proof, I don’t know what is.  

Randal Cobb caught three touchdowns because he wasn’t on a boat this week!!!! That’s just boat science.

They were Their Own Worst Enemy.

I haven’t seen a warning for Mt. Take yet:

It’s times like these that I wish Ditka was still on ESPN.

Nothing says hip hop dance off, like three white kids from Milwaukee.