What are some of the most underrated comedies of all time? My choices would be The Goods and Dirty Work.

Fuck me I had never seen that Troy Aikman video. I love you guys.

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

Welker might consider using this strategy to remember anything at all...

Hold the fuck up: isn’t that the Old Spice guy in the background of that photo?

But a lot of guys do use the long putters, enough that they had to modify the rules. Volleyball makes sense. Wasn’t kicking more of a training thing? Hard to switch once trained?

I watched this with my 8-year-old. He was legitimately shocked to see these guys having so much fun! Probably a symptom of all the deadlifts I’ve had him doing in the garage.

Walter Cronkite.

Question for the author and audience alike: if you could pick one person, living or dead, to read these aloud, who would it be?

SALT SHAKER

BASEBALL

I think this invitation is a thinly veiled disguise for the Browns to get pointers on how to play football from their female fans. Because let’s be real, you aren’t going to learn much about sports from the 2016 Cleveland Browns.

The best way to “use sports to talk” to someone is the following technique, since it shows your vast knowledge of baseball, one of the sportiest of sports. Feel free to explain what you’re doing each step of the way.

While watching a Dodgers game on tv, the announcer gave an update on the players who are on the DL (disabled list). My wife asked why so many players were on the down-low.

^ agree 100%. Rich, hedonistic assholes that get to fly under the cover of “civility” and “gentlemanly” and other bullshit like that, while they do whatever the fuck they want to do on 5 or 6 continents. Life is good (for them)

48b?

This kid that likes my daughter gave her his Netflix password. His parents are encouraged in his new interest in nature documentaries, baffled by his having watched every prison documentary on the site, and they bought him some superhero DVDs for his birthday because they thought it was him watching Daredevil and…

Pulls up on trainers cart after the game