If he did get parole one of the conditions would be that he take all future drinks in a sippy cup.

That Richard Sherman guy is a Dick.

I’m thinking Richard Sherman is a Dick.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

it probably doesn’t require a Bill Nye–type to guess that the adhesive was probably a little more stiff and crackable 

Since Osweiler went for the money (can’t blame him) Broncos have signed Sanders and Marshall for a combined 18 mil a year.

I hope he wasn’t fond of that kidney.

On top of it, it’s not like 2 scrubs met at the QB. It had to be Cam Wake and Ndamukong Suh

The Jets have four quarterbacks and Matt Moore is better than all of them.

Excessive celebration penalty decreased their chances of victory by 13% wouldn’t get as many clicks.

Let the man, and his balls, have their freedom. Don’t be a Scrotum Nazi.

If you wore underwear, I think you’d find it wasn’t as much of a problem, just sayin...

The kicker shuffled his feet on the kick too, and that hesitation ruined it. If he was trippin over the longer PAT it’s possible but when it comes down to it, he fucked it up

If you take off your shorts and give them to a fan, you’re a hero, but if you try to barter them for Girl Scout cookies, you’re a “pervert” and a “terrible principal”? smdh

Hmmmm...I think you may have stumbled onto an effective deterrent for bad fan behavior. Anyone that runs on the field, starts fights, pukes on somebody else, whatever usually gets you thrown in the pokey for the night should instead be dumped on a park bench in Buffalo.

What happens on those times you don’t?

I don’t understand how that penalty cost them the game. Getting the longer extra point blocked cost them the game. Which easily could have happened with the normal extra point too.

Yeah, he was well off the playing field, and on his side.