Lol. I’ve been an approved commenter lots on here but I go through about a burner per year because drinking is a hobby. And my brain can’t always keep up.

I think that makes me the throw in, in this trade. I’ll take it.

That dude does not like being made fun of for being tiny. Our girls team picked on him for his size and he got extremely mad, which made it twice as funny.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

That was a playoff Nuggets team. That heaping pile of shit.

How about Dwight Howard then? He is a post player who had some help I guess and at least made a move. Cousins gets a pass on this stuff and the excuse is always given to him by coaches, teammates, front office and even city. At some point you gotta look and say even with Melo or Howard “This guy comes with a massive…

I guess. Cousins hasn’t done jack shit either. Melo dragged some seriously bad Nuggets teams to the playoffs before they got their roster together. I feel like Cousins has pissed and moaned his way around while not producing a fucking thing, thus lowering his trade value.

This is essentially my fantasy football strategy every year. I mean it never is but the draft ends and I look down and think how (why) the fuck did I get Michael Vick and Barry Sanders?

Moral of the story kids is don’t work hard you die at the end.

I talk about the Nuggets sometimes spending a little time with them. The craziest thing I ever saw on a basketball cours was a play JR Smith made that was like Vince’s 360 layup. I’ve seen lots of guys dunk and dunk hard but that reverse spin layup when you can jump through the ceiling will never cease to amaze me.…

Really all that’s missing at this point is finding out he pisses on his furniture.

This is blasphemy by Deadspin standards, but bat flips are stupid. Not for showing up the pitcher, they are just stupid in general.

You should see how much their faulty airbags are going for.

Thank god. If it wasn’t for these subtle reminders I’d forget that I need a new washing machine, and my salad wouldn’t be the same without almonds in that critical mid January match up between the Celtics and Kings I won’t watch because Legally Blonde 2 is on and the remote is too far away.

This is a fallacy. At first I also believed Deadspin got punked, but all the guy did was steal the first joke off the original Ted Cruz playing basketball article. Judge’s ruling: no ownage.

Or at least more support (beams).

At least they changed their name so it’s not a Bullets’ hole in wall situation.

The Broncos are 9-7 against him including the playoffs. His wins are Manning 3x, Tebow 2x, Griese and Siemian. So call it what you want but it’s the only team he has a losing record against and he’s 0-3 at Mile High in the playoffs.

#4 Kentucky is about to go down too.