You mean granny style?

Meet me in Temecula would have been fine.

There is nothing sexy about “bathtub sex.” I’m not even sure it has ever happened. There is like scratching and spilling water, which leads to not enough water, then you toes where they don’t belong and both people end up cold. Like I’m sorry it’s just a fallacy.

He never would have lost LeBron if he didn’t keep faxing the contract to LeBron’s pager.

To be fair Tom Brady owns about 28 teams in the NFL. As you said the Broncos, Ravens and Giants being the exceptions.

God I hope the Bowlen family does something like this and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they did.

He’s not as good of dictator as Pol Pot’s son Pot Pot.

I find this less creepy to do with pets than children. I have no idea why that would be the case. “Go get mom!!!!” to the dog, Etc.

Dead... Unfortunately. Though I think she’d approve of the joke.

#shartface

Do you remember when that Nazi got punched in the ear? Is there by chance a video like that of a Boston douchebro with a dirty Red Sox hat on backwards? It might come in handy like every fucking day.

No. God I hate this week.

It’s really kind of amazing that Trump can’t seem to grasp the concept of scoreboard. Like if you are a sane Republican you say “congrats you won on January 20th, we won on November 8th. You know when it counted...” Like who the fuck cares who had the bigger crowd. It’s like marrying the richest most beautiful woman…

Fun fact not a single penguin voted for Donald Trump.

This was pretty great too. I however don’t know how to imbed tweets.

I was watching Bill Maher last night and you could see the exact moment where Keith Olbermann about had a stroke when her name came up. He didn’t say a single word about her but you could tell he wanted to put his head through the desk.

Nah homie. You sound like a real patriot like Lee Harvey Oswald or Wilkes Booth. I strongly suggest you see a therapist.

Who pulled a knife? You are a psychopath. A guy who you don’t agree with was elected and sworn in, what a fucking lunatic you are.

He’s still only the second best Nikola.

Fuck off “Meats” was a hard class.