“Back then they didn’t have all these fancy birth control methods, like pulling out.”

Why I’m telling this story I have no idea but at a party in college I was in a strange mood with 25 or so friends and half girls. I’m never the guy to slap girls asses or guys in sports for that matter but somehow it became a game of me against the girls at the party slapping thier asses. Anyways what I learned is…

Club punch

I like how he shoots a guy in the face for discussing the murders, only after getting incriminating tattoos himself.

You know speaking of O.J. Deadspin ought to think about preparing for O.J.’s release this year. He should get out in 2017 and supposedly he now weighs about 350 and can barely walk with a cane, and may now be wheelchair bound. I wonder how big of a story that is going to be this year.

Welker might consider using this strategy to remember anything at all...

I don’t know..... I think you are right. Good fucking seats for a commercial actor. I’m going with yes.

I’m trying to process that Indiana Jones is married to Ally McBeal. Never google stuff.

Yeah my point though was all those things didn’t exist once. And somebody changed it to the new normal.

This hit close to home given the similarities between how she died and how my mom did. It makes me wonder if she ever regained consciousness, and even if that would be a good thing or just make the process harder for her family members.

Put another way it should have gone Dole, Dole, Gore, Gore, McCain, McCain, Hillary. You have to forget the fact some of their political experience is nullified by the previous regime in this case study but it’s true. Change is more important than qualification.

I think you are missing one point. For a while now 92? The person with the least political experience has won every presidential election (not counting re-elections). In a way Trump is unique because he still came with political baggage, but he didn’t have congressional votes to point to, policy that was in place…

God it would be fun to have a real big man battle for a couple championships in the NBA. I’m probably the only person who feels this way but great post play is an art form. It’s like chess, or MMA, or boxing. Every movement has a counter move. The NBA hasn’t had two great big men in a long time.

Serving underhanded in volleyball, long putters in golf, even at a time kicking field goals soccer style.

Interesting. He’s more likeable the more of an ass hole he is.

That fucking Broncos offense should go down in history somehow. I’m a fan but for a month or more it has been unwatchable. Hang 13 on the Jags, 10 on the Tits, 3 on the Pats and 10 on the Chefs. The Steelers nearly got that in a quarter tonight.

Blame 2016. Jack off motion. Receive stars. Profit.

2016 strikes again

I feel like Keith Jackson would be a good choice.

SALT SHAKER