BASEBALL

It’s in every fucking single lead comment on this thread. It’s useless, unorigianal, meaningless, like grabbing, adds nothing to any conversation, menial, short-sided nonsense. It serves no purpose. It’s the equivalent of starting or ending every post with “fuck everything.”

You are a charmer. Did Santa shit in your stocking? The fucking article that I can’t read doesn’t say “oh they got it at the one not a touchdown.” It vaguely says the touchdown was taken away, upon review. Merry Christmas dickhead.

Wait how did he hold onto the catch if it wasn’t counted as a catch? That just doesn’t make sense as a statement.

To be fair, being a sure handed tackler is a job requirement for being a Jets quarterback.

That’s awesome.

I think this invitation is a thinly veiled disguise for the Browns to get pointers on how to play football from their female fans. Because let’s be real, you aren’t going to learn much about sports from the 2016 Cleveland Browns.

It’s like baseball in the 30's. The writers all cover for the players. Like Allenby being so drunk and demolishing his face, then making up a mugging and kidnapping story and it got like a day of press.

Mark Hammill better stay the fuck off of airplanes. First we have Ford’s crash landing, then Fisher’s emergency medical landing. May I suggest taking a train or bus to Mr. Skywalker.

I swear if I could have behind the scenes access to one sport it would be pro golfers. Drugs, orgies, porn stars, fucking other players wives, partying, female celebrities, models, millions of dollars, strip clubs and gambling and that’s just on Tiger’s resumé. I swear the PGA tour is the Wild West to this day.

Beef and Tiger: Playing it from the Rough

I’m sorry for that happening to you. I hope sincerely you heal up. That’s however not the point of all of the fuck 2016 nonsense on every damn post. We all endure personal tradgegy I had my last grandparent die, my nephew die and my mother die in 2012, 2013, 2014 respectively. I gave those eulogies, and planned more…

I personally think it has more to do more with media saturation. Stars have always died but there are so many more with a gazillion platforms. You don’t escape any of them with Facebook, Jezebel, and TV. For the record I couldn’t be more with you on this 2016 bullshit. Get a grip people.

Mixon is a flaming ass hole who deserves nothing but bad things to happen to him but I still contend that “I get” the parking ticket thing. I once got called in for potential jury duty. The process ran late and the judge would not let people leave to feed the meters which resulted in 50+ parking tickets for the same…

This reminds me of a story from the college I used to work at. The guys were on a preseason trip in Hawaii. They decided to get absolutely train wrecked the night before the first game of the year. They are attempting to sneak back into the hotel at five a.m. and manage to get to the elevator unseen. They get on and…

Imagine the bloodshed if he got a Gatorade bath....

Whatever you do, don’t pour one out for these homies. Hernandez will murder you.

I’m surprised the New England training staff is still alive, with their squirt water bottles. That man’s drink spilling policy is nothing to fuck with.

Ashley, Marchman, Petchesky. Anyone who will listen. May I suggest a weekly segment where Ashley is forced to watch a sportsball game and comment on it. The line about watch footmen make touch points line slayed me. That is sports reporting.

That Richard Sherman guy is a Dick.