My theory is how replaceable NFL players are. The turnover in the league happens so fast all over the league it’s hard to get continuity and gives the owners much more power outside of a handful of superstars. The other issue is the NFL union has double the amount of people to represent of any other league.

I have this in reverse with Netflix. I use my sisters account and since I write a lot of murder mystery stuff she must think I’m fucking insane. The entire playlist consists of war stuff, forensic files, CSI, Criminal Minds, Dateline, 48 Hours. And my niece uses it too. I’m worried I look like an absolute maniac,…

I don’t think I’m that bad of a person but did get dumped by three girlfriends this year which is a new record for me. Anyways you can throw me on your list if it makes you cheer up.

The Broncos will be the best head coaching job opening this year. If there was ever a fit for one of these high profile coaches (Cower, Harbaugh, Gruden, etc) to get back into the game, that’s the job to take. Just saying.

Bronson when your boy told you to take a drop he didn’t mean a back drop.

Fuck him. He cost me two grand tonight. I hope they send him off to sea in that fucking thing.

Ha I actually dislocated my big toe at a party in high school (wasn’t even drunk!) and didn’t realize it for two weeks. Was at a chiropractor appointment picking up my dad and he had the chiropractor take a look at it since it was still hurting. His response was:

I bet that scared the shit out of the stripper Jerry was hiding in there for the postgame.

Gus is a family friend and I have no rebuttal to the first question.

Ha! All Ward did was speed up the inevitable. The Broncos had 56 minutes before that to score a TD. Kinda doubt they were getting two in four minutes with or without that penalty.

And Siemian is better.

Poor Brent Osweiller

Where is the official complain about your fantasy team thread for this week. I need a black abyss to yell into.

This was either on Petty or the center. If you notice the only players that react on the snap are the ones that could see the ball. The slot man is listening for the count as are both guards and both tackles. Then the center snaps it on a silent count. So Petty called two snap counts on the play or the center went…

It reminded me of this Reggie Bush hit. Not the hit so much but Petty rolling around afterwards like “Yep I’m dying, maybe if I just roll around a while it’ll feel better. Nope that’s not helping either. Yeah I’m dying.”

I hope he wasn’t fond of that kidney.

Pelini’s post game speech wasn’t available. After stubbing his toe in the locker room it was deemed too vulgar even by trucker standards.

You wake up on a park bench in Buffalo.

Oh sure... But when I take off my pants in the stadium I end up in detox, nearly every time.

Yeah honestly I’m not even calling out Burke. He’s pointing out how hypocritical it is to have celebration penalties in a celebration Bowl. The guy that pissed me off was the ESPN announcer who kept blasting this kid for costing his team the game.