Oh come on. Where’s your sense of adventure? 

I have no beef with the police, but noise statutes aren’t enforced around here and it pisses me off.

They’ll removed the wings and make it a ground trainer for ARFF (airport firefighting) like I used to train on. Or put it in a playground. Or in the ocean as a reef. The possibilities are endless.

Any shitty non-performance sedan with a fart can or crackle exhaust. 

I’d guess the owner tried to use it as a truck, with predictable results.

Those 5-spokes look good on the car because they look factory. But I see many cars with poor fitting wheels (wrong offset sticking out of the fenders, rims too wide for the tires, and just plain ugly designs coughcoughForgiatocough and don’t get me started about ridiculous low-profile tires - the rubber band stretched…

coughcoughForgiatocough

Go big or go home. 

I recall this discussion started by Matt Hardigree (Or Torch? I don’t remember) many moons ago, and the number turned out to be 300.

You must drive an old VW TDI then. 

Maybe I’m oversimplifying here but if the depreciation is hitting these cars that hard, they might have been overpriced to begin with?

maybe someone could find some other kids to break this kid’s legs

Doesn’t sound like home detention will be a big deterrent. His parents don’t seem to be taking much of an interest if the kid is out at 3am. 

But I would drive five hundred miles

Please. If the Orange Turd can wipe himself with the Constitution, then a simple case of MG misappropriation shouldn’t cause any loss of sleep.

Yeah. Definitely not a cult.

Royal Enfield’s Interceptor 650 comes to mind. The seat looks like a 2x4 covered in vinyl. 

Having watched all five minutes of that showcase of dumbfuckery I feel like my IQ dropped 20 points. (which I don’t have to spare) 

Maybe somebody new to the brand?

What a great story. Maybe they’re really Stormtroopers?