Dunno, he never was a car guy even though he owned a ‘68 Camaro for the longest time that he’d bought new. Far as the microwave leak detector, that’s become part of family lore at this point. It never occured to him that the leak detector works on the *outside* of the microwave, I guess. And this guy was a navigator…

I recall many years ago my cousin bought a used Mitsubishi Eclipse from a dealer and had problems with the car fairly soon after purchase. She took her dad to see the car at the dealer, and he apparently gave it his blessing. My uncle clearly know fuck all about cars, as I saw when I eventually had a look at that thing…

“Who cares, if you can’t enjoy life doing what you like without the neighbors being jerks?”

LOL. Love it. 

I had an ‘85 Omni in college I’d bought used. That car was a turd but it always ran and never stranded me. I did the head gasket, timing belt, bearings & oil pump and other stuff I can’t remember. The funny part is every time we worked on that car, and I’m not exaggerating, *every* time we had nuts and bolts left over…

A few years ago, I went to a classic car show and saw a guy wiping down his brand-new Mustang. It still had the temp tags on it. Ridiculous.

The 2020 Toyota Corolla Is More Exciting Than Ever

Rich Rebuilds is paying attention.. 

#musksfolly

I had an ‘81 200SX coupe I bought used in 1987. It was no racecar, but it was unkillable. Like a big metal cockroach. 

Interiors? Can we talk about exteriors after that choice of lede photo?

Yeet. heh

I’d think what sounds like a pretty decent bike could only be made better (and more competitive) with their 650cc parallel twin. 

Crackling exhaust that sounds like gunshots tops my list. 

That happened to a guy in my state years ago who made the unfortunate decision to roll coal on an older guy in a convertible who happened to be the Commissioner of Motor Vehicles. It sent his wife into an asthmatic fit (fortunately she had an inhaler) but an hour or so later the state police showed up at the guy’s…

Swangas. I don’t know how tf I know this, but that’s what they’re called. 

Many moons ago I had a ‘69 Stingray roadster and can vouch for how clicky some Corvette clubs are. Not a fan of the C8; I’d prefer a clean late-model C6 Grand Sport coupe even if the new car is much better in all respects (except for manual shifting)

A new Camry?

The Urus will always be the car that 17 year old idiot was driving when he slammed into that young woman at 100mph killing her. His parents should have been charged as accessories. 

Best part to me was it being towed backwards, like it broke down.