Multiple felonies - for a damn Civic? Add poor judgment to the charges. 

Darwin: “Just missed this one, but we’ll meet someday soon”

::beep:: ::beep:: ::beep::

I think Chevrolet might be a tad late to the party and is waiting for the next party to start.

How would you keep the system from throwing codes and getting dash lights after swapping in coils? 

This has been one of my favorite rants for years. Start with a govt mandate paid by corn industry lobbyists saying we have to make X billion gallons of ethanol annually - but wait - it’s not competitive on its own due to cost so we’ll subsidize it. So we legislate its existence then subsidize it.

Years ago I had a Challenger 6.4 for a week to review. The clutch was brandy new as the car had been used at IMPA Test Day the week before and the knucklehead journalists smoked the clutch. That said, the clutch effort was not overly high imho and while it wouldn’t be my choice in rush hour traffic, you wouldn’t hate…

500 miles? I can live with that. 

Hell, I’d be interested in a Charger R/T for 30k. B5 Blue please.

I see what you did there..

Next we’ll see Cybertrucks being used for circumcisions.

Will definitely consider it for my 3rd wife. 

Guilt by association is the shitty part of owning one of these, regardless of how much fun one would be. But buying a Maser is just self-inflicted abuse. 

Seriously. Trojans are cheap.

the red, orange and green lights that we know and love today

Attention Honda: Could you offer this powertrain to the folks at Mazda for use in one of their 2-seat roadsters?

A kei bee truck? Wouldn’t one of those hold like, a dozen bees or something?

Sure, just add to the charge of battery. Some people are too dumb to believe. 

It was a joke. Lighten up, Francis.. 

The free market at work. In this case, separating some clown from more money than that vehicle’s worth. (relative to MSRP)