One of our neighbors had an ASS-ter growing up. I think I knew even as a kid how lame it was, even without the stripes. As sad as the Malaise Era was for cars, one of these might make for a fun restomod with a turbo Four or V6 out of a Camaro.

That was just the reflection of the dash in the windshield? 

Too soon.

Hell yeah. It’s a mess of creases and angles with no curves.

YES. Blue Moon with a slice of orange. The wx in CT sucks today but I’ll force myself to enjoy one tonight. 

I went to the Mansory site to see what one of these looks like unmolested. It’s actually fairly inoffensive, but the interior is horrifically gaudy. I’d guess RR must not be too happy with shops like Mansory dicking up their cars.

Okay guys, now do the C8 next!

It’s a chicken-or-the-egg situation methinks. SO tired of black, white, silver and 50 shades of grey. 

And was her family thrown into Debtor’s Prison? Because England. 

I’d spend the money for Grabber Blue. 

Preach. I can’t believe glossy primer greys are a thing. And kinda popular. 

... order a beer. 

Any car that starts with E built in jolly olde Birmingham? 

Sooo... Encase it in concrete and make it a tunnel?

Don’t know who made the video but it’s now Exhibit A for the prosecution. 

Springsteen will have to update his song now. 

I thought this 530i might be the 3.0 liter V8 car BMW made but I guess that was the previous E34 generation. 

I grew up reading about these cars and loved the batshit designs that raced in Can Am.

Incorrect. Hyundai owns Kia after buying it in 1998 to keep it afloat. 

Relevance? Lambo is owned by VW Group.