The marketing guys are out of control and must be stopped.

Isn’t a shooting brake a 2 door wagon? 

Comanche helicopter. Future Combat Systems. XM2001 Crusader. M247 Sgt York. ARH-70. Many billions spent on weapon programs that never saw production, and this just off the top of my head. 

A great chassis in search of a better body.

This was back when Cadillac was designing cars via the 2x4 & band saw method. See XLR. 

Just think of how many Yota could sell if they went with a F1 motif and called it the Senna. 

I’ve been on 3 cruises between Princess and Disney, and there are lots of things to do onboard besides eat, sleep and screw. Cruise companies bend over backwards to offer the latest and coolest onboard stuff, but the excursions are the big attraction to me. 

What? An Audi that isn’t black/white/silver or 50 shades of grey?

Seems like VW is splitting hairs with four SUV/crossover models?

1st: I’ve owned five VWs from 1992 - 2015 and they were all good cars. (probably because I skipped the problematic Mk4s) Aside from the Arteon (maybe) they just don’t build anything of interest to me. My wife, however, is all over the I.D. Buzz

The Tig and Taos are much smaller vehicles.

Come see all the cars we don’t have in stock!

I haven’t got any big rocks. Will dead hookers do? 

First airbags and now seat belts. These newfangled cars don’t sound like a safe place to be.

We’re on the same frequency here. This is my choice, a ‘66 Galaxie. 

Something old and roomy, like this ‘66 Galaxie. Love that car. 

Declared victory? Like the Black Knight in the Holy Grail did?

Wouldn’t be too crazy, as Michael Strahan is a big-time car guy. Carrera GT, Benz SLR, Ford GT, 599 and others. 

Yeah, I hear a few cars here with that ridiculous snap crackle pop exhaust too. Thing is, most cat-back systems I hear sound pretty good and not obnoxious like the SCP exhaust. 

Ride safe, brother.