It’d be nice to see the kid get back the money he lost to the dirtbag that sold him the Mazda. I assume he’ll have to pay some kind of tax on the gift car?

It’s not chemistry. Clearly, it’s sorcery.

1st: CEO CAGE MATCH

White, black, grey and silver right?. That blows my mind because none of those pop like a red, blue or green. 

I assume the powertrains are being taken out and used in new cars?

To most people who are not the referenced elementary school art teachers, black and white are colors. So, if this car changes from black to white, those same folks would refer to it as changing colors. The pedantry is in the assumption that ‘black & white are shades and not colors’ is commonly understood, which I…

Good to see pedantry is not dead. 

0-60 in 3.6 seconds?

My first impression too. It looks like they kidnapped designers from Renault.

Yeah, that’s exactly what’s happening. I assumed the metals used in converters get used up so stealing an old one doesn’t make much sense to me.

How is it self-defense when the guy is under your car? That’s not a strategy I’d want to count on to keep me out of jail.

I worked for a car rental biz in the late 90s while in college, and we got brandy new Cavaliers, Sunfires and Escorts on the lot. Fun to beat on, although they didn’t have enough power to be all that entertaining. 

I worked for a car rental biz in the late 90s while in college, and we had brandy new Cavaliers, Sunfires and Escorts on the lot. Fun to beat on, although they didn’t have enough power to be all that entertaining.

Irony: being charged with murder for crushing a thief under your car. 

Why would anyone steal a cat off a 20 year old van? Wouldn’t you look for a new or newer vehicle? I’d expect people to start welding cages over the cat now. 

Regardless of their motivations, it’s nice to see they did the kid a solid. 

The man loves a challenge?

2nd: Welp, I guess this explains their $1.1T market cap.

This sounds like a similar scenario playing out for a motorcycle company in Milwaukee.

Speaking for myself, I’d be slobbering nonstop like Pavlov’s dog if my car smelled like sugar cookies. Might be awkward for passengers.