This must rate a Dickhead Honorable Mention?

One of our local fuckwits has been annoying the shit out of everyone this summer with his crackle exhaust-equipped 350Z. I noticed he hasn’t been heard from lately, and I was recently told Captain Dumbfuck wrapped said Z around a tree. So, everybody, go plant a tree for a quieter neighborhood.

- without actually saying it...

Just the thing for those 2 basement Miura replicas I’m contemplating..

Genesis Couple, you say? Are these sold in pairs?

I spent a week with a V8 K900 back in 2014 to review. I was impressed with the car (it drove like a Town Car with a lot more power) and Kia’s attempt to punch above its weight, but wondered who would buy the car? They ran into the same wall VW did with the Phaeton; economy brand selling a lux sedan. 

“Tesla has far more demand than production, therefore we will only sell cars to Hertz for the same margin as to consumers. Hertz deal has zero effect on our economics”

Anybody watching you would’ve thought you were casing the lot, looking to steal a car. 

This looks like one of Smyth kit cars’ Jeep ute. Hard to assign a value to something like this, but my gut says 18.5 kilobucks is too rich for OPP. 

Every time I think about porcupines, I wonder how they exist as a species. How do they mate????

Reminds me of a similar situation flying home to CT years ago when a winter storm had closed the NY/CT airports. Dude at the counter was stressing out asking the gate agent to rebook him on another airline so he could get home. I said (a little too loudly) to my wife, “Does he think another airline will somehow be…

Most airlines are only serving in first class right now because of this exact thing

Most airport bars aren’t open at 6:30 AM

“They’re all for my wife”

So, just like that fuckwit who killed a driver with daddy’s Urus, is this kid going to be diagnosed post facto as being on the autism spectrum too? That seems to be the lawyer’s go-to when some young idiot does something so breathlessly stupid as to defy reason.

Blocking the crosswalk too. 

Right, just like that 17 year old shithead driving the Urus that slammed into a car at 100+ mph killing the driver in LA earlier this year.

2021 Mach1 has 480HP, 2022 will have 470

Not impossible at all. That’s just some college kid curled up in the frunk, ripping mad bong hits. 

That would be the no-back-seat option.