“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

(afraid to say anything)

At least one.

Look at the bright side. If he’s convicted of a third degree felony, the team’s graduation rate will increase by 600%.

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

can we all agree that this was more than likely just an unfortunate misunderstanding and not some racism fueled dig at black history month?

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Do get some salt and/or cat litter or whatever stuff helps snow and ice melt more quickly, and use them, before the snow arrives. Spreading this stuff on your walk/driveway/parking spot is a lot easier and less time-consuming than shoveling. It’s a good investment!

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

Not to be outdone, Romeo Tweeted a response to Smith’s gun pic:

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

And to Columbia. Or else 125th St will burn

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

If it was possible for an athlete to break his hand jerking off, Hideki Matsui would have done it years ago.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

I’d love to respond to this, but I can’t figure out any way to reach you.